Okay, the TV did not include Teen Wolf because, although it was obvious that all the cool kids were indeed watching it, I was busily swearing to myself that I never would.
And then somehow over the weekend I watched both seasons, and I'm still not really clear on how that happened. What.
STILES. I blame Stiles for everything! I may or may not have fast-forwarded to watch mainly the parts with Stiles in them. (Or Danny...or Lydia...or Allison when Scott wasn't present). Is Stiles everyone's favorite? He seems to be, and so he should be. BECAUSE HE IS FLAWLESS.
Stiles-love aside, I adore all of the characters and their magazine-subscriptions-worth of issues. <3 LYDIAAAAA. <3<3<3 THAT SCENE. When she was crying and then she puts the makeup on and smiles like she's never cried in her life? THAT IS THE MOST REALISTICALLY DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN A TEENAGED GIRL DO ON TELEVISION. God. On the one hand it's so brave, and on the other hand, holy shit, Lydia. HOLY. SHIT.
I EVEN LIKE JACKSON. In fact, I understand Jackson much better than I'm comfortable with. He's got that familiar but unfortunate philosophy that as long as he's meaner to himself than he is to anyone else, it doesn't count as bullying. Which. No, Jackson. That's not how it works. This is why Danny and Lydia and possibly, reluctantly, Stiles are the only people in school who realize you're not a complete dick. *headdesk* The drinking and the playing lacrosse all night until he can't move! That is a bad coping strategy, Jackson, that is a combination of bad coping strategies! (btw, are there any serious athletes who are not secretly masochists? Because sometimes I think not.)
But on the bright side with Jackson, there's that whole scene where Stiles is attacking Scott with lacrosse balls and Jackson is visibly torn between total glee and total confusion. And, and, "If I come back and you're dead under a pile of weight, I'm taking the Porsche." And! "I AM EVERYONE'S TYPE." LOLOLOL brb dying. XD
Also I hope that somewhere someone has made a collage of images of blood and mayhem and kanima hands reaching for dying police officers, and I hope that it has a caption reading, "ARGENT FAMILY VALUES."
And then, just, Derek. DEREK. I'm sorry the universe hates you, bb, there is really nothing you could have done to deserve this much shit in your life. God, and then he fails so hard. At EVERYTHING. And, as with Gil, I just can't hold it against him. XD XD XD
So yes. THIS RIDICULOUS SHOW. *cuddles it and loves it and calls it George*
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Date: 2013-01-23 07:49 pm (UTC)And then somehow over the weekend I watched both seasons, and I'm still not really clear on how that happened. What.
STILES. I blame Stiles for everything! I may or may not have fast-forwarded to watch mainly the parts with Stiles in them. (Or Danny...or Lydia...or Allison when Scott wasn't present). Is Stiles everyone's favorite? He seems to be, and so he should be. BECAUSE HE IS FLAWLESS.
Stiles-love aside, I adore all of the characters and their magazine-subscriptions-worth of issues. <3 LYDIAAAAA. <3<3<3 THAT SCENE. When she was crying and then she puts the makeup on and smiles like she's never cried in her life? THAT IS THE MOST REALISTICALLY DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN A TEENAGED GIRL DO ON TELEVISION. God. On the one hand it's so brave, and on the other hand, holy shit, Lydia. HOLY. SHIT.
I EVEN LIKE JACKSON. In fact, I understand Jackson much better than I'm comfortable with. He's got that familiar but unfortunate philosophy that as long as he's meaner to himself than he is to anyone else, it doesn't count as bullying. Which. No, Jackson. That's not how it works. This is why Danny and Lydia and possibly, reluctantly, Stiles are the only people in school who realize you're not a complete dick. *headdesk* The drinking and the playing lacrosse all night until he can't move! That is a bad coping strategy, Jackson, that is a combination of bad coping strategies! (btw, are there any serious athletes who are not secretly masochists? Because sometimes I think not.)
But on the bright side with Jackson, there's that whole scene where Stiles is attacking Scott with lacrosse balls and Jackson is visibly torn between total glee and total confusion. And, and, "If I come back and you're dead under a pile of weight, I'm taking the Porsche." And! "I AM EVERYONE'S TYPE." LOLOLOL brb dying. XD
Also I hope that somewhere someone has made a collage of images of blood and mayhem and kanima hands reaching for dying police officers, and I hope that it has a caption reading, "ARGENT FAMILY VALUES."
And then, just, Derek. DEREK. I'm sorry the universe hates you, bb, there is really nothing you could have done to deserve this much shit in your life. God, and then he fails so hard. At EVERYTHING. And, as with Gil, I just can't hold it against him. XD XD XD
So yes. THIS RIDICULOUS SHOW. *cuddles it and loves it and calls it George*